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Saturday, 1 November 2014

Alcohol solves my problems, kind of

Moving on to my main point for tonight, alcohol is a great thing. Now I know this is an alcoholics blog but there's ganna be a short PSA announcement. I'm an alcoholic, 100%, no denying that but that doesn't mean I'm proud of it. Yeah I have fun and yeah I'm not a boring motherfucker but at the same time I've fucked up my liver and I've done some shit that I'm not too proud of. The result has been me cutting back on my drinking and if you don't want to lose the people close to you, and you have a problem, you may want to consider slowing the stream down a little.

So fuck all that noise, which asshole said we should stop drinking. He's probably a looser but back to why drinking is awesome. It's an anytime drug. There is no occasion where booze isn't acceptable or encouraged. Don't believe me? You can drink when you're sad, happy, bored, nervous, it's too hot, drunk, when there's free booze and my personal favourite...because it's Monday.

Drinking the right amount to get that good buzz is what it's all about, well for most people. If you can find what it takes to get you there then you're sweet. It's that perfect place where you have enough confidence to chat up those girls that you've been staring at awkwardly from the corner and not too much that you go and throw up on them as soon as you open your mouth. The buzz is bliss, it just makes everything so light and airy, all the dumb shit you worry about during the day just seems to fall away.

I'm too distracted to really talk about much today, my mind is going a million miles an hour at the moment but I needed to get something out. Anyway, I'd like you all to have a drink and toast with me, anyone who reads this is a legend and I'm happy for anyone I've made laugh. Even if it's only a handful of you guys at least...oh god too many feelings. I was having a moment but oh god no, too much for one blog. Drink up!

-Bassam