Tequila - the forget me drink

Tequila is by far my favourite drink in a party setting, you don't have to drink much of it to get drunk so there aren't as many urgent pisses you have to take. It's like a little novelty act when you take shots with lemon and salt and there's also the added bonus of being able to do body shots! If someone isn't a fan of body shots you should get as far away from that person as possible because they are either a) a robot, b) a zombie, c) a spy or d) someone who has matured far into adulthood and who seeks to suck all the joy and happiness out from your life! The latter is the more possible but always keep a look out for the other three...you never know, you never know.

Apparently tequila never gives you a hangover and so far this has rung true for me. I always thought it was because I was special, my mother always tells me, but apparently she's a liar and tequila is amazing. Listen...you can get drunk and not feel like shit the next day...you aren't going to get a better deal than that! Now I know it seems like I'm over excited about tequila but I'm just the right amount of excited. I've never seen someone become that sad, angry or even loner drunk off tequila, they're always as happy as a kid in a toy store except this store has the potential of women saying "try me". Again...if someone isn't happy off tequila remember, robot, zombie, spy, mature adult.

The first time I ever tried tequila, publicly, was when I turned 18...I know very late but who gives a shit. Not to say I didn't ever drink before 18...wait...I mean who knows if I did or not. Drinking before 18 is illegal and I would never in all my years cross the line of legality...never. Shit I almost forgot this was in internet, you never know who's reading this stuff. Sorry sometimes I tend to trail off and...oh a puppy. Anyways back to my story, my friend, let's call him Richard Johnson, the smart ones get it. So Dick, I thought I'd spell it out for you slower folks, brought a friend who was in the navy at the time. Ok so this friend of Dicks needs a name so let's call him Tug, sorry I can't help myself. Ok so Dick told Tug that I'd be his new drinking buddy...I don't remember much of that night but what I do know this that first we got cut off at a restaurant. I suppose they figured that 30 shots between two people was about enough for the two or so hours we were there. Since it was tequila they knew that the worst they'd have to deal with is two drunk guys trying to hug them to get more. Hey I know it's not the most exciting story but sue me, I said the first time I tried tequila not the time I took body shots off a stripper...shut up! Don't judge me!

I need a drink and you all need to re-evaluate your lives, you're reading the ramblings of some drunk uni student.

Tequila, because hangovers suck nobs. Thank you Richard Johnson and Tug.

-Bassam

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Info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila